FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE WITH MONTY!

"B" sides (if you're old enough to remember ACTUAL VINYL ALBUMS) that became more popular than the single!
PLUS!
Chatroom hijinks!
Autoerotic asphyxiation!
Happy Happy Birthday to Jeckles!
Also THANK YOU Jeckles for letting me broadcast tonight on Shitty Blog Radio!
It's the OKLAHOMA SNOWPOCALYPSE!
Hear me sing backup for Nancy Sinatra!
EXCELLENT MUSIC as ALWAYS!
and
me.

Join us LIVE every FRIDAY NIGHT at 9pm Central/10 Eastern!

**original airdate 01/29/10

HEY IT'S MY SHOW AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.

I did, however, take some of the less sucky requests from the chatroom.

What else is contained in this episode?
Be a FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE IDOL! Call in (anytime! Always open! 802-4MUSIC2!) and sing your favorite song!
Win an iTunes gift card!
More GoogleVoice engrish transcripts!
How I want to make my daughter a busker!
Your FO' REALS HOROSCOPES!
Excellent music!
and
me.

Listen LIVE every FRIDAY NIGHT at 9pm Central/10 Eastern RIGHT HERE!

Join the chat room insanity RIGHT HERE!

**original airdate 1/15/10

It is 01-01-10! It's like BINARY DAY! WOO!

Listen in as we celebrate the first night of the NEW YEAR by playing #1 songs from the last decade (if you do not know what a decade is, look it up).

What's inside this week?
My accidental impersonation of PAULA DEEN!
The secret to life is revealed! (BUTTAH IS THE SECRET TO LIFE!)
There is bong-passing in the chatroom!
There is excellent music!
and there is
me.

Probably there is some other good stuff I've forgotten because I AM A SLACKER ABOUT POSTING NEW EPISODES.

Listen LIVE every friday night at 9pm Central/10 Eastern RIGHT HERE!

Come and CHAT with the other listeners RIGHT HERE!

**original airdate 1/1/10

Come in and warm up as we combat the ice cold winds with some hot, steamy songs!
BIG HUGE GIANT THANKS to JECKLES and SHITTY BLOG RADIO!
Once again our server at centova cast was malfunctioning, so Jeckles saved the day and let us broadcast on Shitty Blog Radio.
AND!!
TUNE IN LIVE every Thursday night around 10pm Eastern to hear Jeckles on Shitty Blog Radio.

What did you miss on Friday Night Live?
Hear your favorite Songs Of Seduction! (although no-one requested Prince for that, which I find both odd and disturbing)
My KARL from SLINGBLADE impersonation! (srsly, it is AWESOME)

THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT from Paper Lisa: MY VERY OWN HOORBAR! It's like a browser toolbar only WAY BETTER.
Never again will you have to look up the links or password for the chatroom, or Friday Night Live, or THIS PODCAST, or our twitter friends & blogs...

DOWNLOAD YOURS RIGHT NOW! It's the biggest thing since Social Media Douchebaggery became trendy.

Also?
EXCELLENT RED HOT MUSIC
CHAT ROOM HAPPY FUN TIMES
and
me.

Tune in LIVE every Friday night at 9pm Central/10 Eastern, only on EMPIRE RADIO... or occasionally Shitty Blog Radio.

**original airdate 12/11/09

We had @fabgirl from Canadia and @pprlisa from Detroit LIVE in the studio for tonight's show!

IT IS FRIDAY THE 13th.

There was LOUD singing.
There was wine.
There was much dancing.
There was wine.
There was DRINKING.
There was wine.

Of course, my life being what it is, I was sick the entire time my guests were here.
Luckily they took care of me and helped out with the show.
There was singing....

LISTEN IN as @fabgirl and @pprlisa ROCK. THE. HOUSE!
Literally, I mean.
My floors are none too sturdy.
Is all I'm saying.

THIS IS THE ONE PODCAST YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS!
Hear my man-voice!
Get your horoscope, read in the style of @fabgirl!
Listen to @pprlisa sing you a song!

Also, as usual, there is good music.

Tune in LIVE every Friday night at 9pm Central/10 Eastern to FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE, only on Empire Radio!
You can CHAT here.

**original airdate 11/13/95

Join us as we attempt a dangerous mix that has NEVER.BEEN.TRIED.BEFORE -- Headbangin' metal played right alongside DISCO HITS.
WOO!
KoRn and The Commodores!
Quiet Riot and Donna Summer!
Does life GET any better than this? I THINK NOT.

PLUS!
Naked chatroom shenanigans!
Some of our regulars were missing, but we had new listeners to corrupt!
There was talk of porn flakes and fetishes!
You really DON'T have to be a star, baby, to be in my show!
Your Fo' Reals Horoscope!
A brief but heartfelt tribute to our beloved feather-haired Patrick Swayze, in which we send our happy thoughts and healing vibes to him and his family!
MOST.EXCELLENT.MUSIC!
and
me.

Tune in for the LIVE SHOW every Friday night at 9pm Central/10 Eastern, only on Empire Radio!
Accept no substitutes.

EMAIL THE SHOW: monty@mpyrradio.com

**original airdate: 01/09/09

That's right, I scored a major coup by getting Podcasting Beefcake Tee Morris AND sex-kitten/librarian/author Philippa Ballantine on the show AT THE SAME TIME.
It was full of WIN!

08-08-08 is the Day of Double Trouble! Listen to find out why...

And also...
Big fun and silly anecdotes!
We discuss bum-fondling!
We try to uncover footage of Tee's skinny-dipping adventure that was CAUGHT ON TAPE!
Pip is my new BFF because she sent me pictures of man-meat! NOM
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? No wait, it's an avocado...
Rugby players in their jockey shorts. 'Nuff said.
An out-of-control chatroom! There were shivs involved.
Monty has to deliver a little bit of smackdown.
A lot of special request songs and dedications!
and
me.

(PS: No show next Friday 07/18/08, as I'll be in San Francisco at BlogHer)

Tune in live every Friday night at 9pm Central (10pm Eastern), only on Empire Radio!

**original airdate: 07/11/08

As my regular listeners know, the hallowed doors of Empire Radio will be closing in about 2 weeks and the future of Friday Night Live is uncertain.

The wonderful Mr. Fabulous of Pointless Drivel has composed a lovely, moving tribute to me and my show.

Thank you, Mr. Fabulous. I love you mostest. xoxoxox
(not safe for work, children or the Amish)