FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE WITH MONTY!

Friday Night Live presents: I DIG THE 80s!

FridayNiteLive with Monty — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:08:27 GMT

There were big hair and slouch socks, leg warmers and shoulder pads and side ponytails. AND ROCKIN' MUSIC-hair metal and hair ballads and bubblegum pop and more more more! Despite the beginning of the holiday weekend we've got full-to-burstin' chat room and a sold out show. Aren't you sorry you missed it? What else? Songs of the penis and vagina to set the mood! Our supastar JessicaKnows makes some dedications! Hot mamacita JamiMiami dedicates a song to the unexpectedly absent and sorely missed Paper Lisa! Howard Jones teaches us that we never bear responsibility because no one ever is to blame! We learn how a bill becomes a law with Schoolhouse Rock! The chatroom completely distracts me! I LIKE DAN from BIG BROTHER. There I SAID IT. Reality TV update! Your Fo' Reals Horoscope! We fight for our right to paaaaarty, BITCHES! How I met Tone Loc that one time! How we all HATE THE JC PENNEY Breakfast Club RIPOFF commercial! Pimping of the Hot Blogger Calendar contest! Go vote for your favorite boy & girl HOT BLOGGER! (You don't even have to vote for me - in fact, I give you ten reasons why you SHOULD NOT vote for me! The best mix of music on the 'net (those mixtapes ain't got nothin' on me, baby) and me. TUNE IN LIVE every Friday night at 9pm Central/10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific, only on EMPIRE RADIO! Check out my blog for updates and reminders and other good stuff. EMAIL THE SHOW with requests, dedications, comments, dirty emails, whatever: monty@mpyrradio.com **original airdate: 08/29/08

Friday Night Live presents: ALL DEDICATION SHOW!

FridayNiteLive with Monty — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:10:05 GMT

I decided to be Delilah tonight and take dedications - of course, the plan was for people to CALL IN their dedications but only FabGirl had the stones to do it. Of course, then she accidentally called back & when I answered, there was some weird heavy breathing and thumping noises. I didn't want to ask too many questions about THAT. It was frightening. What else? A HUGE special THANK YOU to our donating ANGELS! More chatroom virgins got deflowered! A chatroom page full of a record number of words like BOOBIES, ASS, BREASTS, TITS. What the hell were they DOING in there? A special dedication from me to Mike Doe! Your Fo' Reals horoscope A lot of other things that I've apparently blocked from my memory! A SUPER MUSIC MIX (as usual!) and me. Say, twitter friends, did you see my Twitter Dating 101 post? *teehee* Tune in LIVE every FRIDAY NIGHT at 9pm Central/10pm Eastern to be involved in the fun - only on Empire Radio! **original airdate: 08/22/08

Friday Night Live presents: I LIKE DREAMIN'

FridayNiteLive with Monty — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:48:38 GMT

...'cause dreamin' can make you mine... Good times. No, really. There was dreamy music and slow dancing. and we MAXED OUT THE SPACES ON THE SERVER with listeners! How awesome was that?? VERY. VERY VERY. PLUS! Lots of drinking in the chatroom! Naked spankings! We practiced our subtle whoring! There was oil/mud rasslin'! There was loud singing and chair dancing! There was an eye-gouging hair-pulling cat fight! SCREW THE FRENCH SWIM TEAM! BASTARDS! There was the guy who ate his seatmate on a Greyhound Bus (those crazy Canucks!) There was Olympic talk! We had an Olympic gold medal belch-off! There was your Fo' Reals Horoscope! There was the best mix of music on the 'net! and there was me. Listen LIVE and join the fun every Friday night at 9pm Central/10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific, only on Empire Radio! **original airdate 8/15/08

Friday Night Live presents: GEORGE-A-PALOOZA!

FridayNiteLive with Monty — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:10:43 GMT

Lots of tunes from our favorite Georges - Boy, Harrison, Michael. ALSO! A filled up chatroom full of half-nude people! Some of the listeners like to spank the monkey! Luke Skywalker gets called a pussy! The whole Luke S. thing degenerates into a riot! Jeff Healey actually DID play pretty good for a blind white boy! (and R.I.P., dude) Reality TV update! Your Fo' Reals horoscope! Pimping the DOUBLE TROUBLE 08/08/08 release of Tee Morris and Philippa Jane's books on Amazon - have you got YOURS yet? I FINALLY GOT LISTENER EMAIL! Some other stuff I can't remember right now! EXCELLENT MIX of music, as always! and me. Tune in LIVE every Friday night at 9pm Central (10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific) - only on Empire Radio! **original airdate 08/08/08

Friday Night Live presents: DOUBLE-SHOT FRIDAY!

FridayNiteLive with Monty — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:57:07 GMT

Musical pleasure AND a drinking game all in one - does life get any better than that? I.THINK.NOT. PLUS a special double-theme wherein I pay tribute to my chatroom girls! I'm pretty sure they liked it, because I got offered a lot of Teh Secks. What did you miss by not coming to the LIVE show and chat? We had some chat-and-show virgins whom we gently de-flowered and then ceremoniously sacrificed to the music gods. Good times. AND! Cheetoh fingers! A menage a trois! Songs Of The Creepy Stalkers! Reality TV update! Your Fo' Reals horoscope! More fun than one chatroom could handle-it booted us out! EXCELLENT TUNES (as usual!)! and me. Tune in LIVE every FRIDAY NIGHT at 9pm Central/10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific, only on EMPIRE RADIO! Email the show with requests, dedications, comments, complaints & such: monty@mpyrradio.com Visit my blog for your weekly show reminder! **original airdate: 08/01/08

Friday Night Live presents: LET'S GO CRAZY!

FridayNiteLive with Monty — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:30:02 GMT

Because when is NOT a good time to celebrate insanity? PLUS: My trip to San Francisco and BlogHer! People who are rotten but have people fooled into thinking they're nice! A man in the chatroom grew a vagina! (okay really, nothing else I type here is going to top that) I am outed as "THE" Tooth Fairy! Naked chatroom antics! Reality TV update! Your Fo'Reals Horoscope! The BEST MIX OF MUSIC ON THE 'NET (even though people keep trying to ride that train with me) and me. Tune in LIVE every FRIDAY NIGHT at 9pm Central/10pm Eastern, only on Empire Radio! **original airdate: 07/25/08

Friday Night Live presents: TWO special guest supah-stahs!

FridayNiteLive with Monty — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:21:13 GMT

That's right, I scored a major coup by getting Podcasting Beefcake Tee Morris AND sex-kitten/librarian/author Philippa Ballantine on the show AT THE SAME TIME. It was full of WIN! 08-08-08 is the Day of Double Trouble! Listen to find out why... And also... Big fun and silly anecdotes! We discuss bum-fondling! We try to uncover footage of Tee's skinny-dipping adventure that was CAUGHT ON TAPE! Pip is my new BFF because she sent me pictures of man-meat! NOM Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? No wait, it's an avocado... Rugby players in their jockey shorts. 'Nuff said. An out-of-control chatroom! There were shivs involved. Monty has to deliver a little bit of smackdown. A lot of special request songs and dedications! and me. (PS: No show next Friday 07/18/08, as I'll be in San Francisco at BlogHer) Tune in live every Friday night at 9pm Central (10pm Eastern), only on Empire Radio! **original airdate: 07/11/08

A Tribute To Monty (ME!), sung by Mr. Fabulous

FridayNiteLive with Monty — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:16:13 GMT

As my regular listeners know, the hallowed doors of Empire Radio will be closing in about 2 weeks and the future of Friday Night Live is uncertain. The wonderful Mr. Fabulous of Pointless Drivel has composed a lovely, moving tribute to me and my show. Thank you, Mr. Fabulous. I love you mostest. xoxoxox (not safe for work or children) :)